WTF & Random Thoughts

Do you go through your day and multiple times think WTF?  I do at least a hundred times a day. It’s probably closer to a million times a day but I don’t want to feel completely insane.

Last night I had to get something out of the freezer in the garage and was too lazy to walk over to turn on the light switch.  I found my way to freezer just fine but then I opened the freezer and had to feel my way around which lead to the thought “WTF, why don’t freezers have lights that come on like fridges do?”  This is the kind of stuff that’ll keep me awake at night.

Speaking of keeping awake at night, my husband normally snores, really loud.  Well his snoring is staying right on track but now I don’t feel like I can nudge him to roll over since it’ll hurt (from a recent minor surgery) for him to move so I lay there silently wondering “WTF did I do to deserve this?  Is it not enough that coyotes, dogs, and random ridiculousness wake me up at all hours I also get to sleep next to someone who should have been a lumberjack?”

Another WTF I have is why do people freak the f out when they come upon a round about while driving?  You’d think they just saw space ship land they way they screech to a halt and stare blankly wondering how to proceed.  It boggles my mind and makes me murderous.  If you ever see a news story about some chick who lost her shit on someone at a round about, that’ll be me.

Share your WTF’s and random thoughts.  Please reassure me I’m not the only one who has random WTF’s.